I'm on amoxicillin, right now, and will have to wait until I've finished the course before once more valiantly trying drink recipes for you, my dear and (mostly) nonexistent readers. What makes this more difficult is that I won't be able to drink during our annual New Year's Eve party, but that's okay: I much prefer not sounding like I'm breathing through an aqualung. It's a trade-off.
To hold you over, and to celebrate the holiday, here's Spike Jones' immortal classic: "Cocktails for Two."
Have a safe and fun New Year's Eve, everyone.